What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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