i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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