Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
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I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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