We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Randomize
