none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
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bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
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Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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