Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Even the bartender felt bad for me
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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