i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
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I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
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YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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