my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
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Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
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She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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