I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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