I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
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And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
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Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
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