He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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