Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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