So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
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