Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
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we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
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so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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