How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
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He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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