She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
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