I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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