When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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