I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
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No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
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I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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