What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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