fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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