he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
wrigley field is MILF paradise
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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