he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
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