Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
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