Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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