you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I believe in your delicious
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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