so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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