its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Randomize
