I want to stick my p in your. b.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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