He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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