come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
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