: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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