Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack