whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
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I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
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My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.