if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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