my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
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Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
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Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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