dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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