so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
