so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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