I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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