Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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