Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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