hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
Randomize
