I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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