Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
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my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
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She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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