Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
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Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
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We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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