Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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