I puked a lego.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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