i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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