Define "chronic" masturbator.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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