are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
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Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
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He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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