dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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