Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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