don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
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We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
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Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
you made out with another girl for some wings
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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