Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
Oh god it's open bar.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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