I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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