God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
this beer tastes like vomit already
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
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sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
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I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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