why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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